If Sanjaya Wins …
“If Sanjaya wins there will be earthquakes and famine and pestilence. Crickets will take over the world and our lives as we know them will surely end.”
More like this at IfSanjayaWins.com
And email your own answers to whatiwilldo@ifsanjayawins.com
Finally, (before you think we’re being too down on Sanjaya) check out a Charlotte, NC pastor on why the Easter bunny is worse than Sanjaya.
UPDATE: I feel bad now for dissing Sanjaya, so if you’re a … ummm … Fanjaya, you’ll definitely want to check out this hot track “Vote 4 Sanjaya” by one of Gastonia’s finest Rap/Hip-Hop artists, Young Stroke aka Young Muscle.
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…coming in May…
SYMPLE SYMON [and the RHYMIN’ PIE-MEN] DO:
”SANJAYA SUCKS/THANK YOU/SANJAYA SUCKED!!!”
THERE IS EVEN MENTION OF MS. SCARNATO,
AND MS. JORDIN SPARKS, ON THE SANJAYA SONG.
I HAVE HEARD THE FINISHED VERSION OF ‘SANJAYA’
[with a chorus of yelling ‘Idol’ fans voicing
”He sucks-Sanjaya sucks!”
who could resist chiming in-lol].
CD SHOULD BE AVAILABLE AT ‘CD BABY’,
AT ‘DIGSTATION’, AND ‘SONICBIDS’.
I’M TOLD THE ECD SHOULD BE OUT BY MAY 7TH.
CHECK BACK THERE REGULARLY
TO SEE IF THE CD IS AVAILABLE/OUT EARLY.
…coming in May…
SYMPLE SYMON [and the RHYMIN’ PIE-MEN] DO:
”SANJAYA SUCKS/THANK YOU/SANJAYA SUCKED!!!”
THERE IS EVEN MENTION OF MS. SCARNATO,
AND MS. JORDIN SPARKS, ON THE SANJAYA SONG.
I HAVE HEARD THE FINISHED VERSION OF ‘SANJAYA’
[with a chorus of yelling ‘Idol’ fans voicing
”He sucks-Sanjaya sucks!”
who could resist chiming in-lol].
CD SHOULD BE AVAILABLE AT ‘CD BABY’,
AT ‘DIGSTATION’, AND ‘SONICBIDS’.
I’M TOLD THE ECD SHOULD BE OUT BY MAY 7TH.
CHECK BACK THERE REGULARLY
TO SEE IF THE CD IS AVAILABLE/OUT EARLY.
There is a rumor circulating that dreaded A.I. contestant, Sanjaya is trying out again for next yr’s show-ohhhh NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so help spread the word about “Sanjaya Sucks/Thank You/Sanjaya Sucked” coming out on Symple Symon and the Rhymin’ Pie-men “One-EyedWillie for President” CD-
http://www.myspace.com/symplesymonrocks
2007 CD RELEASE: SYMPLE SYMON [and the RHYMIN’ PIE-MEN] ‘’ONE-EYED WILLIE FOR PRESIDENT’’ (and other political incorrectness) TIRED OF THE SAME OL’ BS POLITICIANS, AND POLITICAL BLAH-BLAH?? BOY, HAVE WE GOT A CANDIDATE FOR YOU! ONE-EYED WILLIE FOR PRESIDENT ‘08!!!!
http://www.myspace.com/symplesymonrocks
There is a great track for American Idol
fans: ‘’SANJAYA SUCKS/THANK YOU/SANJAYA SUCKED!!!’’
THERE IS EVEN MENTION OF MS. HALEY SCARNATO, AND MS. JORDIN SPARKS, ON THE SANJAYA SONG.
With a chorus of idol fans singing/yelling “He sucks-Sanjaya sucks! who can resist chiming in! lol… The CD SHOULD BE AVAILABLE AT ‘CD BABY’, AT ‘DIGSTATION’, AND ‘SONICBIDS’. I’M TOLD THE CD SHOULD BE OUT VERY,VERY SOON. During the summer-delay, the project has grown from a 7-track ECD, to a full 13 track CD with 2 added bonus tracks. CHECK BACK REGULARLY FOR RELEASE INFO. OTHER TRACKS INCLUDE: ‘ONE-EYED WILLIE [FOR PRESIDENT]’ AND 2 VERSIONS OF ‘PLEDGE’ [‘’TRIPPIN’ VERSION’’, AND ‘‘ROCK VERSION’’] ‘’WILLIE 4 PREZ’’ IZ ABOUT HOW BUSINESS AND STOCKS WERE MUCH BETTER DURING ‘SPERM-GATE’, THAN THEY WERE WHEN ‘BUSH SAID BOMB’ AND BUSINESS DROWNED. Both ‘’PLEDGE’’ versions are about how you really need to take everything you see/hear/are told by the gov’t with a grain-of-salt, and open eye, heart, mind, and brain… Also, special guest Mark Hutchins of Austin, Tx. based ROCKLAND EAGLES sings lead vocals on THE SKY (have u ever had 1 of ‘those’ days, where the whole-world seemed pissed-off u were here!??!). He also appears on GSYE, and FALLEN SOLDIER (Forever On My Mind), about the loss of a loved-one in this iraq-war. Fellow ROCKLAND EAGLE- Cris “The Fire” Burns’ mastering talents were put to use on this project too!! Thanxxx, guys!!!! check them out @ http://www.rocklandeagles.com and here @ http://www.myspace.com/rocklandeagles
The Sanjaya song is out-give it a listen: CD mp3 downloads now available:
complete song is at
http://www.myspace.com/symplesymonrocks